At about 2:45 am this morning, it sounded like one of the smoke alarms was chirping (the annoying "my battery is low" high-pitched chirp every 60 seconds). WHY does that happen in the middle of the night, by the way? So, Joel stumbles out of bed and goes to try to locate which alarm is chirping. It sounds like it's coming from the alarm in the hallway, outside the bedrooms. He tries to quiet it by removing the battery. Nope, still chirping. Thinking it may not be that one, but the one a few feet away instead, he tries the same thing with that one. Still chirping. He then decides to go turn off the power to the alarms in the circuit breaker (when all else fails, right?)
Still chirping.
He then goes about rearranging the batteries--of course, we don't have any extra 9 volt batteries laying around, so he finds a battery in his guitar and pulls one out of the basement alarm and switches them into the two hallway alarms. Still chirping.
Turns the power back on. Still chirping.
Turns the power off. Still chirping.
Removes the batteries. Again. Still chirping.
Pulls the actual units off of their bases. At this point, there is no power going to the alarms, there are no batteries in the alarms, and the units are actually disconnected from the wires in the ceiling. That has to work, right?
Nope. Still chirping.
We're thinking, "WHAT THE HELL?" (And also being very thankful that the children are somehow sleeping through it).
Joel decides that the next thing to try is to go buy new batteries and replace them in all of the alarms. So he does. At 3:20 am. (And found out in the process that two of the supposedly 24 hour grocery stores are not actually open at 3:20 am).
He comes home and begins replacing the batteries in all of the alarms. He even has to bring in the ladder from the garage to change the battery in the alarm in our bedroom because it's too high to reach. Turns the power on and off a few more times.
Still chirping.
After throwing out a few more curse words and preparing to cut all of the wires to the alarms, he decides to unplug the carbon monoxide detector, which is also in the upstairs hallway.
The chirping stops.
We looked at each other and started cracking up. It's now 3:54 am and we have spent over an hour hunting for the source of the chirping, flicking switches, changing batteries, hauling ladders in, driving to grocery stores, and cursing up a storm, all to find out that all that it wasn't the smoke alarms that needed to be reset, it was the carbon monoxide detector. All we needed to do was unplug it and plug it back in.
I think we'll laugh about it for years to come. Thank goodness we didn't cut any wires! LOL!